the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.