Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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