I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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