Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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