So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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