It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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