How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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