Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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