Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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