in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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