called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize