Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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