apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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