Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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