I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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