no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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