I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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