Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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