I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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