there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Still dying that you shit outside
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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