Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I want her autograph on my taint
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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