it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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