Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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