there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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