so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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