It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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