he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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