Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
As shirtless as possible
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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