On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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