drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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