At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
