I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
