talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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