her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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