y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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