He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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