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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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