dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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