With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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