You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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