i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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