I think i peed on brittanys purse
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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