you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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