OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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