I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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