pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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