Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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