So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
No subtext here. People are naked.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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