the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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