I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
