I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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