I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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