I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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