Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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