bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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