Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am puke
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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